Cuba and Jamaica feel major quake. No initial reports of injuries or damage.
Residents took to the streets as the island swayed to the reggae beat.
Here’s what we know right now
→ A major 7.7 quake occurred between Cuba and Jamaica
→ High rises in downtown Miami Florida gently swayed and were evacuated
→ Several workers near Montego Bay had lost consciousness shortly before the earthquake occurred and claim missing cannabis
→ The quake was felt in Palm Beach Florida, igniting a brief Twitter storm of #palmbeachpapertowels hashtags on social media
More details as our Renegade News reporter can think them up.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
Residents took to the streets as the island swayed to the reggae beat.
Here’s what we know right now
→ A major 7.7 quake occurred between Cuba and Jamaica
→ High rises in downtown Miami Florida gently swayed and were evacuated
→ Several workers near Montego Bay had lost consciousness shortly before the earthquake occurred and claim missing cannabis
→ The quake was felt in Palm Beach Florida, igniting a brief Twitter storm of #palmbeachpapertowels hashtags on social media
 |
| Sunset in Negril, Jamaica |
More details as our Renegade News reporter can think them up.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
