Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Burlington Coat Factory planned in Buraidah, Saudi Arabia
Buraidah, Saudi Arabia: An unidentified investment group is planning on converting a mosque in Buraidah, Saudi Arabia into a department store, possibly a Men's Warehouse.  

Locals said the development group has no right to build a mega department store and will be refused permits. A spokesmodel for the developers say it is not a department store, only a distribution center for other planned stores in Saudi Arabia. It just happens to have a retail area which sells clothing and accessories.

Why prohibit the clothing chain from opening in Saudi Arabia? An official from Buraidah explains "it is not as much as they sell clothing prohibited in our country as much as retail stores represent capitalism and capitalism represents greedy American capitalists and therefore should be prohibited in the kingdom." 

this is a parody of the news 

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

The iSup device from APPLE coming soon. From the makers of iPod, iPhone and iPad
Negative feedback from Apple's iPad User Annoyance Group (UAG) has expedited Apple R&D to launch the next generation of wireless mobile devices. In the third quarter of 2010 the world will be introduced to brand new technology from Apple and Boehringer-Ingelheim. An undisclosed source
says the new product addresses elbow space with mobile technology on public transportation, whether it be airplanes, buses or trains. 
"iPad users need more elbow room than ever. Bumping elbows with neighbors in adjoining seats is unacceptable behavior from our iCommunity"
— an undisclosed source.

The iSup, in alpha testing, is designed to give customers a greater user experience without the elbow annoyance factor. iSup combines two devices, linked via a wireless connection. The iDisplay is about the size of an iPad without the touch screen. The iDisplay links to a wireless controller about the size of a D Cell battery. The suppository device contains nano-technology activated by intestinal bacteria and creates a Colonet™, transmitting directly to the iDisplay. Since iSup is controlled like a touch-pad via the sphincter, elbow space becomes a non-issue. Engineers promise a smaller version of iSup when it is released into beta testing.  Alpha testers can operate the iSup for up to two hours before muscle fatigue sets in--Interaction designers are working on less muscle movement to extend dexterity and usefulness.

Apple Inc.(Public, NASDAQ:AAPL) designs and creates iPod and iTunes, Mac laptop and desktop computers, the OS X operating system, and the revolutionary iPhone and iPad.


Thursday, April 1, 2010

Automatic Toilet and Urinal Flushers are Spy Cameras?
SpyCam in Auto Flush devices cause thousands to scramble!

It was thought to be the innovation of the decade. Auto Flush Toilets. A germ-o-phobes delight. No more twisting into yoga positions to use elbows and feet to flush in a public bathroom, no more gifts left for the next patron. Just do your business, walk away and by the time you wash your hands, the toilet is clean and shiny.

A man in Semplice, Texas received a shocking surprise when he discovered the sensor in the toilet flush was actually video taping his movement. His bluetooth video cell phone suddenly started playing a video of a man wearing the same t-shirt as him. It wasn't until he stood up that the man realized it was him on camera.

According to research, all toilet flushers are bluetooth equipped for routine maintenance and he must have knocked into this CAN LAN and the Man Ran.

Our liaison of lavatory mavens did a random sampling of 300 auto flushers in mens and womens public bathrooms, all turning up with built in cameras. And pressing the manual button on the flusher enabled bluetooth video broadcast on 80% of these devices. Evidently engineers didn't think anyone would ever manually flush an auto flush toilet.

We contacted four leading makers and none had a comment, except for April Fool's Day.   Enjoy the rest of the day and don't get sucked in by any Pranks ☺.

Remember: Nothing in toilet except toilet paper; Flush toilet after use; WASH your hands with soap.