Tuesday, June 2, 2020

President Trump To Grant 3 Wishes

Donald Trump, the reality television super host turned president is so excited about his latest stunt that he used tear gas and rubber bullets on American citizens to clear his path for the announcement. Trump's Stunts are shown on his FOX News program every Tuesday at 5pm or whenever he wants because he is far more popular than any  show on television.  Huge ratings is what keeps Donald going. And his ratings are huge.

Don is focused on the carrot. When the coronavirus pandemic was looming, it never distracted Don from tweeting. When a black man was murdered in Minnesota and it created riots from coast-to-coast, our Megalomaniac in Chief was thrilled that crowds were outside the White House cheering for Donald. 

President Donald Trump at St Johns Church in Washington DC June 2, 2020.

As you already know, when the Trumps moved into the White House a genie was captured. It is still alive living in its bottle. On Thursday afternoon (June 4th), President Trump will release the genie and grant the 3 wishes to auction winners. 

Donald Trump is granting three wishes to the three highest bidders. Bids will be taken via the great new whitehouse.gov auction portal going online Tuesday, June 2nd at 10 PM EDT and will remain online until 11:59 PM EDT on Wednesday, June 3rd. Bids must be made by citizens of the United States, have a valid passport and verifiable proof who they voted for in 2016.

Donald Trump will give all money generated from his genie wish stunt to the Trump World Fund based in the Cayman Islands. Representatives from the Trump World Fund would not speak on record about the fund, how much is collected annually or where the money is used but we were assured it is for very important things. Think vaccines, poverty, hunger, crime, poverty. Now think of a number between 1 and 100. Was it 28? Was I close?  The Trump World Fund, also known as 2918888201-03-00923 in the Cayman Islands will have another auction in July. Trump will announce details closer to the auction date. 

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