ACME stores have opened up in several locations. Naturally our crack news team thought this was in response to the population growth of urban and suburban coyotes. Just for fun we went shopping for rockets, boulders and even anvils in multiple ACME Market stores with no success.
Not ready to admit defeat, we turned to their website and had the same negative results. Who calls themselves ACME and carries absolutely no Roadrunner capture kits?
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ACME store management had no comment and calls to their corporate office were not returned.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
Not ready to admit defeat, we turned to their website and had the same negative results. Who calls themselves ACME and carries absolutely no Roadrunner capture kits?
c
ACME store management had no comment and calls to their corporate office were not returned.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
