WARNING: MIAMI-DADE County, FL. Beware of a Florida Main, claiming to be a doctor, driving in an nondescript white van and claiming to authorized to perform free CDC approved Coronavirus / CoViD antibody test with 100% accurate results.
The unaccredited doctor is reported to park crowded parking lots in Hialeah and Miami Lakes at various times of the day. He claims the only 100% accurate antibody test is in the Colon. Dozens of reports have been made to Miami-Dade and Hialeah police departments. Victims agree to the colon swab but the van drives away before giving people their results.
According to the CDC there is no such colon swab test for CoViD antibodies being offered in the United States at this time.
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