NSA less invasive than NYC Co-Op screening

The National Security Agency (NSA) is 75% less invasive than the average New York City CO-OP board screening according to a Renegade News survey of 10,000 people conducted in New York this past summer. Most complaints about the NSA were trivial compared to thousands of complaints of new Co-Op owners. "My whole life was opened to a group of self-important people. People who are my neighbors and know more intimate secrets about my life than my family knows" Condo and co-op regulators were not available to comment on regulators or improper questioning.

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