Get muddy jeans, and much cheaper than $400 a pair

Those muddy jeans at Nordstrom have been all over the news. But who wants to spend $400 on one pair of jeans with faux mud?  Mudd detergent is a cheap alternative, at $60 a bottle, it's good for several washes, and uses real mud.  This can save a fortune. Why stop at jeans? Add a touch of mud everywhere. Add a brown fashion statement to your tee, socks and underwear. Mudd for a real muddy look.

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