Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Mrs Claus caught kissing Tiger Woods in Central Florida Home
According to Orange County, Florida fire officials an unidentified middle aged woman with grey hair left Tiger Woods home via ambulance about about 2:35 a.m. today.


An unidentified source identifies this woman as Mrs. Claus, wife of Santa Claus.


A bit of background on Claus, according to the Christmas special "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town," her name is Jessica, and is a schoolteacher in Sombertown. Elves at SantaClaus.com add that her middle name is Mary. But little more is known about this woman who prefers to live a quiet life, out of the spotlight of her husband.


Calls to Santa's Workshop at the North Pole have not been returned.